*Unless he torches everyone disclaimer*

I don't get the Kolohate. He's a promising young Californian who so obviously cares about the opportunity he has, he has had a nice, carving style since he was very young, and plus, he's a French prostitute with webbed feet who birthed Dr. Evil off the jizzum of a guy who claimed to invent the question mark!

My form's keynav isn't working and I'm a blonde cvnt hair from smashing some gear that costs way more than a (insert design he may have driven the shaping on that increases erBBer stock).

Hey Kolohe, I and everyone in San Clemente know a low-key place where people will treat you how you treat them, and you can have fun and work on the delayed takeoff/immediate stall to your heart's content, with no cameras (leave your filmer at home) and no people delighting in your every frustration. Plus the mangoes are on point.

Surfing doesn't need more Irons/Eggers/Wood/Peterson tragedies.