I wrestled 3 guys at once, with clothes on. 2 of them out weighed me. We were in a dorm room freshman year, and everyone started talking tough, as 18-19 year old guys do. And I told them I could take the 3 of them at once (no, not sexually FRVCVS). We went outside and I pinned the smaller guy and one of the bigger guys, at the same time. I had the other by collar of his shirt, which ripped off, and we called it a draw.
Have at it everyone!
I don't mean to blow my own horn, and by horn I mean pepis.
Why didn't you just take em out from 300 yards?