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what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo
      #1542671 - 02/17/09 01:56 PM



Dyan Cannon - at least her hair still looks the same...


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542672 - 02/17/09 01:59 PM

Apparently you call them Fat-Lipped Cougars.

And I always had the hots for Dyan Cannon.

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: SmackDaddy]
      #1542673 - 02/17/09 02:01 PM

I think that counts as performance enhancing surgery for the Garden Hose Golf Ball Sucking Olympics.

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542674 - 02/17/09 02:02 PM

that kind of makes me sad.



i had the opportunity to talk with a woman yesterday at a local bar who was definitely older, like in her 60's or 70's even. well-heeled couple. very wealthy. but as we got to talking it came out that she swims out near Baker Beach near the mouth of the Bay. she mentioned that she swam at aquatic park, inside the Bay, but that was boring. she actually likes the challenge and wallump of the waves at Baker. bro i would not go swimming there, due to whitey. i've surfed eagles and even tried dead man's but something about swimming, being in the water is just too freaky. anyways, this lady RADIATED great health and great sense of herself, great sense of humor, and was just ALIVE. she was "old" but not old at all. she was crackling on the inside, sharp too. just goes to show you what the ocean can give to us, and allow us to age gracefully.


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: Kento]
      #1542679 - 02/17/09 02:10 PM

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I think that counts as performance enhancing surgery for the Garden Hose Golf Ball Sucking Olympics.



vicious anecdote


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: jp68]
      #1542681 - 02/17/09 02:12 PM

Quote:

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I think that counts as performance enhancing surgery for the Garden Hose Golf Ball Sucking Olympics.



vicious anecdote




Thanks.

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: nep]
      #1542688 - 02/17/09 02:23 PM

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that kind of makes me sad.





yes,. in her day she was hot, now she looks like an alien/body snatcher victim

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: nep]
      #1542689 - 02/17/09 02:23 PM

Quote:

that kind of makes me sad.



i had the opportunity to talk with a woman yesterday at a local bar who was definitely older, like in her 60's or 70's even. well-heeled couple. very wealthy. but as we got to talking it came out that she swims out near Baker Beach near the mouth of the Bay. she mentioned that she swam at aquatic park, inside the Bay, but that was boring. she actually likes the challenge and wallump of the waves at Baker. bro i would not go swimming there, due to whitey. i've surfed eagles and even tried dead man's but something about swimming, being in the water is just too freaky. anyways, this lady RADIATED great health and great sense of herself, great sense of humor, and was just ALIVE. she was "old" but not old at all. she was crackling on the inside, sharp too. just goes to show you what the ocean can give to us, and allow us to age gracefully.




Not only whitey, but imagine getting sucked out to the patch.


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542690 - 02/17/09 02:24 PM

You call her "Ellen Barkin"?



"Like, why are we eating dinner in a restaurant? Let's first see if the sex thing works, and then we could go have dinner." —Actress Ellen Barkin on why she doesn't do blind dates


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: nep]
      #1542698 - 02/17/09 02:32 PM

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bro i would not go swimming there, due to whitey.




years ago i met a guy whose stepbrother, albert kogler, had been killed by a great white while swimming at baker beach in 1959. the case was celebrated, made the cover of life magazine, actually meeting the guy's brother was a weird coincedence. his fiance won the congressional medal of honor for a valiant attempt to swim out and rescue him as the shark attacked. according to family lore, it turns out she may have had an unwitting role in attracting the creature to begin with.


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542699 - 02/17/09 02:33 PM

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Wow. Mental.

Probably looks the same in the dark, from behind. Cause of the hair.

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542701 - 02/17/09 02:33 PM





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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: tyrez]
      #1542703 - 02/17/09 02:36 PM

Quote:

You call her "Ellen Barkin"?



"Like, why are we eating dinner in a restaurant? Let's first see if the sex thing works, and then we could go have dinner." —Actress Ellen Barkin on why she doesn't do blind dates



the first actual COUGAR I've seen posted in any of the cougar threads.. but she too sukd gray balls for money


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542706 - 02/17/09 02:38 PM

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New, from the Celebrity Sex Doll Collection, the Dyan Cannon. Complete with anatomically correct and self lubricating pleasure holes. You'll swear it's the real Dyan!!!


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: keenfish]
      #1542707 - 02/17/09 02:38 PM

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This is going to devastate the toilet plunger manufacturing sector of the economy.

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: kaukau]
      #1542709 - 02/17/09 02:40 PM

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bro i would not go swimming there, due to whitey.




years ago i met a guy whose stepbrother, albert kogler, had been killed by a great white while swimming at baker beach in 1959. the case was celebrated, made the cover of life magazine, actually meeting the guy's brother was a weird coincedence. his fiance won the congressional medal of honor for a valiant attempt to swim out and rescue him as the shark attacked. according to family lore, it turns out she may have had an unwitting role in attracting the creature to begin with.




that's an interesting connection with a story i'm all too well aware of.

the gentleman was bitten in half, and by the time she got out there, he was very dead, with his intestines floating about.


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: Chadman]
      #1542710 - 02/17/09 02:40 PM

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New, from the Celebrity Sex Doll Collection, the Dyan Cannon. Complete with anatomically correct and self lubricating pleasure holes. You'll swear it's the real Dyan!!!





She's smoking hot for 80 yrs old.


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: nep]
      #1542713 - 02/17/09 02:41 PM

You guys are NOT helping me with my motivation to do the Alcatraz swim.

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542720 - 02/17/09 02:51 PM

mmm not so bad



even better paired up 2 for 1



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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: WarrenC]
      #1542746 - 02/17/09 03:16 PM

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the first actual COUGAR I've seen posted in any of the cougar threads




hey maaan...that hurts!! well...maybe I should stick to sumthin I know ...only I dont know anything!!


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542759 - 02/17/09 03:30 PM

thats when they look good.

take a peek at em the morning after a long night of champagne and sex.


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: keenfish]
      #1542807 - 02/17/09 04:40 PM

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Very surprisingly, JD was actually one of the very few nice regular customers when I used to be a waiter during college in a Hollywood-ites restaurant. Also Heather Locklear and Kim Basinger were super cool. One time Jeff Lynne (regular) brought in Mick Jagger stayed til closing with their crew and left us the most epic-est "greens" ever (actually more like fluorescent blue) in lieu of a tip.


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: shackwell]
      #1542830 - 02/17/09 05:11 PM

Speaking of Cougars gone wrong........

How do you go from THIS:



To THIS:






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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: Tanner]
      #1542831 - 02/17/09 05:13 PM

I never understood the "I just kissed a hot iron" pouty collagen face. Looks painful

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: Tanner]
      #1542832 - 02/17/09 05:15 PM

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Speaking of Cougars gone wrong........

How do you go from THIS:



To THIS:









Pliers, blowtorch, and a tendency to get medieval.

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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: Kento]
      #1542845 - 02/17/09 05:33 PM

I think this may be the saddest thread I ever laid eyes on.

This thread deeply depresses nep.



Yes, star crossed in pleasure, the stream flows on by
Yes, as we're sated in leisure, we watch it fly

And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me
And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me

Time can tear down a building or destroy a woman's face
Hours are like diamonds, don't let them waste

Time waits for no one, no favours has he
Time waits for no one, and he won't wait for me

Men, they build towers to their passing yes, to their fame everlasting
Here he comes chopping and reaping, hear him laugh at their cheating

And time waits for no man, and it won't wait for me
Yes, time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me

Drink in your summer, gather your corn
The dreams of the night time will have vanished by dawn

And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me
And time waits for no one, and it won't wait for me

No no no, not for me....








ahhh...




the nep abides...


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Re: what do you call an OLD COUGAR? photo [Re: nep]
      #1543744 - 02/18/09 04:57 PM

I think Mick and the boyz sum this thread up a little better, here, Nep:



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