ifallalot
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There is so much wrong with that whole statement. I hate America
1. Only repressed sexuality can cause people to somehow conjure up that teachers rubbing kids down with lotion is sexual
2. The 24 hour news cycle and sensationalism of the press in general makes the sheep think that every adult at every minute is going to be trying to molest their children
3. The fact that the judicial system would even entertain litigation like that
I hate America
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ghostshaper
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but every now and then, some creep like the Mira Monte teacher sneaks through and validates every parent's worst nightmare.
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ifallalot
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but every now and then, some creep like the Mira Monte teacher sneaks through and validates every parent's worst nightmare.
True. I guess I am a more optimistic and less paranoid person than most of the populace. I don't know if that is a good or bad thing
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Norm'
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It puts the lotion on it's skin!
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GWS
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I wonder... how many severely sunburned 5 year olds could one defeat in unarmed combat?
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rice
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how many sunburnt 5 year olds could you take at the same time?
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GWS
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how many sunburnt 5 year olds could you take at the same time?
I apologize for my horrendous breach of ERbb etiquette. I didn’t know. Mercy.
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ElOgro
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That's been asked (see post #2334637, above) but not yet answered. I think I could handle 50 or so. Unless they were zombie offspring. Then I'd be fvcked.
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rice
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How many sunburnt pitbulls could you handle in one bathtub?
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GWS
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How many sunburnt pitbulls could you handle in one bathtub?
There it is. I don't know how I missed that one. Clearly I'm slipping. 
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ElOgro
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There is so much wrong with that whole statement. I hate America
1. Only repressed sexuality can cause people to somehow conjure up that teachers rubbing kids down with lotion is sexual
2. The 24 hour news cycle and sensationalism of the press in general makes the sheep think that every adult at every minute is going to be trying to molest their children
3. The fact that the judicial system would even entertain litigation like that
I hate America
Have you considered an alternative location that better fits your needs? You may hate America but just like this lady and her kids I'd bet the farm you'd starve to death anywhere else.
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SolventSolution
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That's been asked (see post #2334637, above) but not yet answered. I think I could handle 50 or so. Unless they were zombie offspring. Then I'd be fvcked.
I'd prep for the 'fight' by growing my nails out long. The little scabs wouldn't stand a chance. 
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Autoprax
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Think the school was trying to avoid teachers rubbing little kids down with lotion. That's another lawsuit waiting to happen.
The fvcked thing is that touch is one of the ways you bond the teacher to the student, which I have found is the thing you need to do first before the learning can occur.
I had student from Brazil and she would make fun of how touch phobic Americans are.
To which I replied, "No touch phobia here, babe! Feel free to touch me anywhere! No, go ahead! Touch me!"
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ifallalot
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Loc: Carlsbad, CA
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There is so much wrong with that whole statement. I hate America
1. Only repressed sexuality can cause people to somehow conjure up that teachers rubbing kids down with lotion is sexual
2. The 24 hour news cycle and sensationalism of the press in general makes the sheep think that every adult at every minute is going to be trying to molest their children
3. The fact that the judicial system would even entertain litigation like that
I hate America
Have you considered an alternative location that better fits your needs? You may hate America but just like this lady and her kids I'd bet the farm you'd starve to death anywhere else.
The places I would want to move to won't give me a visa. I'm not really interested in a farmer/hunter/gatherer life either
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Mo_Fo
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How many sunburnt pitbulls could you handle in one bathtub?
There it is. I don't know how I missed that one. Clearly I'm slipping.
 Who are you? It's like I don't even know you anymore. The old GWS would have been on that at page 1.
I'm gonna go with "age"... you're starting to slip, man.
Next thing you know, younger and faster posters will start popping up on the erbb and leave you in the dust. They will have mentioned knee of death, bathtubs, and pit bulls before the light bulb even begins to flicker above your noggin.
C'mon buddy, I'm rooting for ya. Go get an account set up at www.lumosity.com and start working out the brain. Make a montage with some "eye of the tiger" music playing in the background, with you hunched over the computer in a darkened room, working on memory and brain puzzles. Then flash to a run on the beach with you with no shirt and then you jump up and hug a big black guy that you're really good friends with while in the surf on the shoreline, and then log back in here and take all these young guys on!
C'mon GWS, you can do it! This is gonna be great! 
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GWS
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Pretty cocky for a guy who just had a birthday, aren't you?
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urchin
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Things haven't been the same for GWS, since he was told to expect a package from GEO.
he's more reserved, on the -erBB. but make no mistake. he will toss more bathtubs, with pitbulls in them, at flying 5yr olds than anyone else. no doubt...
btw, happy birthday MoFo!
and yeah, i heard about this story... something about school is afraid of allergic reaction to "...all the additives found in lotions and sunscreens." that they need a doctor note to be able to apply.
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Mo_Fo
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Dude, did you read it correctly? I am rooting for you!!
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GWS
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Keep rooting dude. I need all the help I can get. $hit has been hitting the fan...
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ElOgro
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Keep rooting dude. I need all the help I can get. $hit has been hitting the fan...
I told you not to buy that Billabong stock. 
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dkennedys11
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Its ok, just follow the dumb rules/laws like sheep so life will be easier. Its a slippery slope here people. Just following ridiculous poop like the TSA makes travel easier, but we are giving up more and more personal freedoms everyday in the name of convenience.
What personal freedoms am I giving up by not caring about the sunscreen policies of a elementary school two states away?
Should I go investigate the underwear policy of a middle school in Wyoming too?
Your making me sound like CS
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Kento
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Should I go investigate the underwear policy of a high school in Illinois too?
Fixed.
Paging Farmer_Ted to the courtesy phone...
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