JLW
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watched the whole r3 heat review last night and I came to the conclusion that the judges don't surf. sooo many waves were scored bizarrely. even the commentator were tripping. except todd kline cuz he's a lil bitch 
wilko heat especially
I totally agree. A few years ago, before they changed the criteria, I could guess a score within about a half of a point. The scoring seemed to make a lot of sense.
Nowadays, it just is totally all over the place. I have NO IDEA OF WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR. Sometimes a surfer will get an 8.5 for one turn, and then another surfer gets a 5.0 for what looks to be the exact same maneuver. I can understand a slight deviation, especially if it's a different heat, but 3 and a half points? Come on now.
Sometimes a surfer will get an 8 for doing several solid but somewhat conservative turns, and then the next surfer will get a 5. I just don't get it!
I understand that the scale changes from heat to heat, obviously. But the disparity in scoring will often happen in the exact same heat! Go check out any of the heats and you'll see what I mean. It's ridiculous.
Edited by JLW (02/27/12 01:28 PM)
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daave
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I agree, the wilko heat was bad - and the heat after, with kieran perrow i believe, did not make any sense. He got a 5 or 6 something for a pretty good wave/well ridden. His next score was an 8 something, it seemed worse than the first wave. Anyone else notice that one?
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Big_Ups
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round 4 on
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beerbelly
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My feed is down. F U quiksilver, home sick from work on a windy, shitty day. Back to the porn I guess.
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4daBOYZ
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except todd kline cuz he's a lil bitch
such a lil bitch. him and that joel turpel kook should just go play tummy sticks in the bushes and leave the commentating to pottz snake luke occy etc
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beerbelly
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They tried but both were to scared to be the "taker".
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stu dog
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except todd kline cuz he's a lil bitch
such a lil bitch. him and that joel turpel kook should just go play tummy sticks in the bushes and leave the commentating to pottz snake luke occy etc
what's wrong with kline? dig him cause he's down with Bobby M
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odyssey
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Parko was pissed at Jordy in the last heat for some reason. I didn't see the incident, missed it because a woman knocked on my door collecting for the local sperm bank, i gave her a right mouthful.
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JJR
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Anyone care to discuss Martin Potters comments regarding FCS saying that he's had them alot and ripped alot of them out of his boards? And they're only good for traveling? 
I didn't think so.
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buttholesurfer
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Chic'z are ripping right now,
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shackism
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did kelly switch to a quad?
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odyssey
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Taj is looking sharp on that Mayhem.
Ok that was bad, here -- A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.
She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.
Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."
Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"
Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."
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buttholesurfer
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bordsmnj
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sign me up....i enjoy...but let it all burn......break teh beams...watch the tower fall......
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Big_Ups
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Is Rosie 7 feet tall or are these female competitors really small?
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javaboy
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Could someone please post the results to tell me what's happening? In Indo,used up my internet quota for the month(too much live streaming last weekend,and all that Jawa illuminati stuff)...this is the only site I can open
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Big_Ups
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Could someone please post the results to tell me what's happening? In Indo,used up my internet quota for the month(too much live streaming last weekend,and all that Jawa illuminati stuff)...this is the only site I can open
Here are the Round 4 results for the men from earlier. Women are in the water now.
Heat # 1 Quiksilver Pro Round Four More info ... Heat Scores Wave/Wave singlet plc pts name from 15.13 Owen Wright AUS 9.00 Josh Kerr AUS 15.37 Adriano De Souza BRA
Heat # 2 Quiksilver Pro Round Four More info ... Heat Scores Wave/Wave singlet plc pts name from 11.10 Michel Bourez PYF 12.13 Heitor Alves BRA 14.00 Kelly Slater USA
Heat # 3 Quiksilver Pro Round Four More info ... Heat Scores Wave/Wave singlet plc pts name from 15.30 Joel Parkinson AUS 11.04 Miguel Pupo BRA 15.44 Jordy Smith ZAF
Heat # 4 Quiksilver Pro Round Four More info ... Heat Scores Wave/Wave singlet plc pts name from 9.33 Julian Wilson AUS 12.33 Adrian Buchan AUS 17.34 Taj Burrow AUS
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mattew
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These girl ***** rip now, it's awesome these chicks actually entertaining to watch compete.
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javaboy
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Thanks Big Ups... So Jordy straight through to the quarters,nice. Some interesting results there,round 5 gonna be hectic.
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buttholesurfer
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These girl ***** rip now, it's awesome these chicks actually entertaining to watch compete.
Some of'em are pretty hot too,
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Pissbiscuit
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Plus my women's fantasy team is actually doing well, as opposed to my men's squad who suffered a FF loss in round two followed by a mass suicide in R3. Parkinson is the only lackey left.
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silentbutdeadly
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Damn Courtney rips!
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retodd
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Damn Courtney rips!
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SurfMission
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No Search. Cancelled NY... J-Bay Downgraded. Volcom may be walking away from Fiji.
ASP is run by a bunch of amateurs. How embarassing.
I hear that Fantasy Surfers new grand prize is a one year membership in the San Onofre Surf Club (longboard not included).
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hilldo
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Boner fest on the chick's heats! They rip and are HOT!
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mattew
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Gotta give big ups to Pete, he's been killing it on these webcast. Great edition, imo.
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c_olden
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my men's squad who suffered a FF loss in round two followed by a mass suicide in R3.
You're too?  Glad it wasn't just me. Wilko, Eugene & JJ all failed to show up. Well, Wilko got took. But Owen Wilson is on my team as well, so gotta take the good with the bad. Kolohe got beat down as well. Cr@p.
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Oakleys_N_Zinka
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I wonder if they have goat boat contests at Snapper.
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hilldo
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Anyone think Bourez just got ripped off?
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shackwell
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Julian Wilson is the complete package at this point
yeah..package of fertilizer
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retodd
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Anyone think Bourez just got ripped off?
they juiced his scores
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Havoc
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as much as I am not a fan of owned wilsons surfing. he won that hear fair and square. the wilko heat, not so much.
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shackwell
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wilko got fucked
relize its old news now, but I think Wilko was overscored on his first wave 8.something...thats where the loss occurred...not at the end...he was luckty it was even that close. then he stormed the judges...Wilco is gonna get Blacklisted if he aint careful.
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diro
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yawn. going to bed. not worth staying up for.
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retodd
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parko is the ADS of the ozzy group
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Aruka
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Parko's my boy and all that but there's no way that was a 10. He surfed the crap out of that wave but it was like waist high. I expected a low-mid 9. Judging seems worse than last year.
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Vale46
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Parko's claim probably counted for 1.5 points 
Ace also trying to imitate Parko and score some extra claim points...
Chicks are coming
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buttholesurfer
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Parko was on fire!
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shackwell
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Julian Wilson went bye bye
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c_olden
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Owen Wilson's little sister is killing it.
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