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john4surf
Miki Dora status
Reged: 05/28/05
Posts: 4389
Loc: CBS
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A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,700 a year and you make $1,700,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic...
'Try doing it with the engine running'.
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SurfDoc
Billy Hamilton status
Reged: 12/19/02
Posts: 1728
Loc: Huntington Beach
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Yup, and oldie but a goodie that joke!
Here is a true story. I had a patient who was a general contractor. Wealthy. Managed a big crew. Told me one time on a visit, "Doc, you don't know how stressed I am. I have to do payroll for over a 100 guys every 2 weeks!"
I looked at him and said, "I can imagine that. I just have to keep over 1000 people alive every day."
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Peace,
Surf Doc
Be safe, surf smart, know your limits! Check this: www.happyshark.com
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ShackdOffMyMelon
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 06/25/08
Posts: 3350
Loc: Barrel
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good stuff.
post this in the general forum.
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john4surf
Miki Dora status
Reged: 05/28/05
Posts: 4389
Loc: CBS
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"G
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are
my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and
heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
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SurfDoc
Billy Hamilton status
Reged: 12/19/02
Posts: 1728
Loc: Huntington Beach
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Good one!
So, this guy goes to the dentist and needs a tooth pulled. The doc offers novocaine but the guy says he's allergic to shots. Then the doc offers him laughing gas and the guy says no way it makes him sick. So the doctor says ok, then you'll have to take Viagra, and the guy goes how will that help the pain? The doc goes...
It won't but it'll give you something to hold on to while I pull the tooth!
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Peace,
Surf Doc
Be safe, surf smart, know your limits! Check this: www.happyshark.com
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Eunice
Phil Edwards status
Reged: 10/02/07
Posts: 7693
Loc: A Magical and Wondrous Place
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Quote:
Good one!
So, this guy goes to the dentist and needs a tooth pulled. The doc offers novocaine but the guy says he's allergic to shots. Then the doc offers him laughing gas and the guy says no way it makes him sick. So the doctor says ok, then you'll have to take Viagra, and the guy goes how will that help the pain? The doc goes...
It won't but it'll give you something to hold on to while I pull the tooth!
That was totally inappropriate.
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SurfDoc
Billy Hamilton status
Reged: 12/19/02
Posts: 1728
Loc: Huntington Beach
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Totally.
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Peace,
Surf Doc
Be safe, surf smart, know your limits! Check this: www.happyshark.com
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