Boneroni
Billy Hamilton status
Reged: 03/05/12
Posts: 1739
Loc: Goleta
|
|
I'll start.
Mad at wife.
Punched the floor.
Broken finger.
4 weeks in cast.
During January (a couple years ago)
Missed soooo many good waves 
--------------------
"This post is made of stupid "
-Norm-
|
ifallalot
Duke status
Reged: 12/17/08
Posts: 18019
Loc: Carlsbad, CA
|
|
murdered a family in Orinda and burnt their house down
--------------------
The only two things in life that make it worth livin is guitars tuned good and firm feelin women
|
huryanpost
Billy Hamilton status
Reged: 12/09/10
Posts: 1558
|
|
shot a man in Reno
|
ifallalot
Duke status
Reged: 12/17/08
Posts: 18019
Loc: Carlsbad, CA
|
|
just to watch him die
--------------------
The only two things in life that make it worth livin is guitars tuned good and firm feelin women
|
SenorStoked
Miki Dora status
Reged: 10/16/03
Posts: 4220
Loc: east of the big apple
|
|
Quote:
murdered a family in Orinda and burnt their house down
 
|
c_olden
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 09/04/07
Posts: 3186
Loc: (48°52.6′S 123°23.6̸...
|
|
Bought a surftech...
--------------------
"The phone's for you. I think it's the Devil..."
|
rowjimmytour
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 02/06/09
Posts: 2444
Loc: GOLETATHEGOODLAND
|
|
Punched a glass cabinet and luckily I did not bleed to death 
--------------------
Gotta find a woman be good to me
Won't hide my liquor try to serve me tea
|
Kento
Duke status
Reged: 01/11/02
Posts: 35859
Loc: The Bar
|
|
Not sure who it was but some asshole lost his job for cussing after losing his phone in a well. 
It was a sh*tty job though.
--------------------
Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.
Russ Meyer
|
Norm'
Duke status
Reged: 01/31/03
Posts: 18720
Loc: Lovetron
|
|
I held my breath for a year and a half.
--------------------
"I mean, it's not your job to be as confused as Nigel."
|
ifallalot
Duke status
Reged: 12/17/08
Posts: 18019
Loc: Carlsbad, CA
|
|
Quote:
Not sure who it was but some asshole lost his job for cussing after losing his phone in a well.
It was a sh*tty job though.
I was reading that thread on my phone in NOLA last year. I still can't believe that was legal to fire you for "bad language"
--------------------
The only two things in life that make it worth livin is guitars tuned good and firm feelin women
|
SenorStoked
Miki Dora status
Reged: 10/16/03
Posts: 4220
Loc: east of the big apple
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Not sure who it was but some asshole lost his job for cussing after losing his phone in a well.
It was a sh*tty job though.
I was reading that thread on my phone in NOLA last year. I still can't believe that was legal to fire you for "bad language"
Only Kento.
|
Mel_Gibson
Legend (inyourownmind)
Reged: 08/02/10
Posts: 348
Loc: Malibu by way of Oz
|
|
I left some phone messages to Oskana...
Fugggin AWESOME MESSAGES!!!!
|
Malarcus
Duke status
Reged: 01/10/02
Posts: 16239
Loc: Roadstreet Ln.
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Not sure who it was but some asshole lost his job for cussing after losing his phone in a well.
It was a sh*tty job though.
I was reading that thread on my phone in NOLA last year. I still can't believe that was legal to fire you for "bad language"
And I'm reading this thread in NOLA this year.
Slammed my truck door so hard it broke the piece that lets the window go up and down so I had to hold the glass to get it shut.
--------------------
"I consider going right a different sport." -BaliIdiot
Surfy, Surfy!
|
Sonny B
Grom
Reged: 12/10/03
Posts: 39
Loc: Who wants to know?
|
|
cut off some poor bastards tongue
--------------------
Prove I was there...
|
Kento
Duke status
Reged: 01/11/02
Posts: 35859
Loc: The Bar
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Not sure who it was but some asshole lost his job for cussing after losing his phone in a well.
It was a sh*tty job though.
I was reading that thread on my phone in NOLA last year. I still can't believe that was legal to fire you for "bad language"
Only Kento.
Just as well. Severely menial work combined with a client that made Iceberg Slim look compassionate towards his girls.
Did pay well, though.
--------------------
Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.
Russ Meyer
|
BlackDuck
Legend (inyourownmind)
Reged: 12/29/10
Posts: 362
|
|
Was so pissed at a girlfriend once I got type 1 diabetes
Or I at least blame it on her.
--------------------
www.dingrepair.webs.com
|
_Pico
Miki Dora status
Reged: 08/20/10
Posts: 4513
Loc: \\(^_^)//
|
|
Used profanity yelling at a kid who was being stupid playing with Machetes killing my trees and almost cutting his hand off.( I apologized later)
Emailing some guys Personnel dept. a one sentence diatribe over the poor use of time by an efficiency manager because he threatened to regulate me over the internet. (I apologized later)
Punched out the windshield of my car while driving from the inside while arguing with my GF.
--------------------
Its all pono except for the person that actually has to pull the trigger
|
kellsmith
Miki Dora status
Reged: 04/18/11
Posts: 3722
Loc: South Bay
|
|
Quote:
Punched out the windshield of my car while driving from the inside while arguing with my GF.
--------------------
The glide shall not be truncated 
- roy
|
punkrokvixen
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 03/27/03
Posts: 1821
|
|
My current phone has a huge ink splotch looking mark in the upper left corner of the screen and all the colors are inverted like a negative (thrown against the wall). This is the replacement phone after throwing the last one at the same wall. Eligible for a new one on the 16th - given my track record you'll understand why I'm relucant to spend even one dollar on a new one...
Oh and this one time I posted pictures of my ex all over the world wibe interweb and called him out for looking like a baluga whale.
OH! And I posted a picture of a different ex wearing my Hooter girl costume on my facebook recently. I'm an evil little girl. 
--------------------
"Go make tounge kissing with ur homosexy boyfriends."
Edited by punkrokvixen (05/02/12 11:21 AM)
|
Boneroni
Billy Hamilton status
Reged: 03/05/12
Posts: 1739
Loc: Goleta
|
|
Quote:
OH! And I posted a picture of a different ex wearing my Hooter girl costume on my facebook recently.
 
Wow, I am not going to cross you. 
--------------------
"This post is made of stupid "
-Norm-
|
punkrokvixen
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 03/27/03
Posts: 1821
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
OH! And I posted a picture of a different ex wearing my Hooter girl costume on my facebook recently.
Wow, I am not going to cross you.
Hey man, he knew he was banging other chicks behind my back and he happily gets into my hooter girl costume?! And let me take pics!?! Dumb, dumb donkey.
--------------------
"Go make tounge kissing with ur homosexy boyfriends."
|
jim_v
Miki Dora status
Reged: 12/28/09
Posts: 5068
|
|
Quote:
My current phone has a huge ink splotch looking mark in the upper left corner of the screen and all the colors are inverted like a negative (thrown against the wall). This is the replacement phone after throwing the last one at the same wall. Eligible for a new one on the 16th - given my track record you'll understand why I'm relucant to spend even one dollar on a new one...
You sound like a very level headed, stable individual.
--------------------
Welcome to the erBB, where everyone knows everything
|
Mo_Fo
Kelly Slater status
Reged: 04/13/05
Posts: 7710
|
|
Quote:
You sound like a very level headed, stable individual.
That... was funny. 
--------------------
"Your ego is not your amigo" ~Tony Alva
|
LAisntsrad
Grom
Reged: 01/25/11
Posts: 96
|
|
Quote:
My current phone has a huge ink splotch looking mark in the upper left corner of the screen and all the colors are inverted like a negative (thrown against the wall). This is the replacement phone after throwing the last one at the same wall. Eligible for a new one on the 16th - given my track record you'll understand why I'm relucant to spend even one dollar on a new one...
Oh and this one time I posted pictures of my ex all over the world wibe interweb and called him out for looking like a baluga whale.
OH! And I posted a picture of a different ex wearing my Hooter girl costume on my facebook recently. I'm an evil little girl.
I want to hold the next beerbong you suck through.
Will you marry me? 
--------------------
SIMA:"Promoting participation in surfing, which will result in increased sales of members' products"
|
JHouse
Legend (inyourownmind)
Reged: 04/20/05
Posts: 455
Loc: Linda Vista holmes
|
|
Punched my laptop in the face, multiple times, on the 7th day of sobriety. Laptop 3492, JHouse 1.
--------------------
I'm not a tough guy, but I play one on the internets.
|
Boneroni
Billy Hamilton status
Reged: 03/05/12
Posts: 1739
Loc: Goleta
|
|
Quote:
Punched my laptop in the face, multiple times, on the 7th day of sobriety. Laptop 3492, JHouse 1.
Aww sh!t man!
Hope you made it to day 8 and beyond! 
--------------------
"This post is made of stupid "
-Norm-
|
JHouse
Legend (inyourownmind)
Reged: 04/20/05
Posts: 455
Loc: Linda Vista holmes
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Punched my laptop in the face, multiple times, on the 7th day of sobriety. Laptop 3492, JHouse 1.
Aww sh!t man!
Hope you made it to day 8 and beyond!
Thanks. Yeah, I made it a month...no weed or alcohol. It was a bet my friend and I had, and oddly enough, the agreement ended on 4/20. I'm now back on the wagon, trying to find an outlet for my energy. Skateboarding really helps, plus I'm thinking about getting back into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to channel my aggression. Kickin' alcohol is easy, but da herbs, that's another story. Haha. It's nice to have my personality back though, and my communication skills.
--------------------
I'm not a tough guy, but I play one on the internets.
|
Surfmut
Legend (inyourownmind)
Reged: 01/15/12
Posts: 375
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Punched my laptop in the face, multiple times, on the 7th day of sobriety. Laptop 3492, JHouse 1.
Aww sh!t man!
Hope you made it to day 8 and beyond!
Thanks. Yeah, I made it a month...no weed or alcohol. It was a bet my friend and I had, and oddly enough, the agreement ended on 4/20. I'm now back on the wagon, trying to find an outlet for my energy. Skateboarding really helps, plus I'm thinking about getting back into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to channel my aggression. Kickin' alcohol is easy, but da herbs, that's another story. Haha. It's nice to have my personality back though, and my communication skills.
greatest post ever period 
|
000
Tom Curren status
Reged: 02/20/03
Posts: 14803
|
|
u could still hook it up to a regular monitor, and it should work, assuming u only punched the screen
|
JHouse
Legend (inyourownmind)
Reged: 04/20/05
Posts: 455
Loc: Linda Vista holmes
|
|
Quote:
u could still hook it up to a regular monitor, and it should work, assuming u only punched the screen
Yep. If you notice in the picture, just to the left of the laptop, is a monitor hooked up to my PC. Eventually though the computer done took a dirt nap and now I have a new one.
I won't make the same mistake twice, "but damn if that she didn't have it coming."
--------------------
I'm not a tough guy, but I play one on the internets.
|
JHouse
Legend (inyourownmind)
Reged: 04/20/05
Posts: 455
Loc: Linda Vista holmes
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Punched my laptop in the face, multiple times, on the 7th day of sobriety. Laptop 3492, JHouse 1.
Aww sh!t man!
Hope you made it to day 8 and beyond!
Thanks. Yeah, I made it a month...no weed or alcohol. It was a bet my friend and I had, and oddly enough, the agreement ended on 4/20. I'm now back on the wagon, trying to find an outlet for my energy. Skateboarding really helps, plus I'm thinking about getting back into Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu to channel my aggression. Kickin' alcohol is easy, but da herbs, that's another story. Haha. It's nice to have my personality back though, and my communication skills.
greatest post ever period
Haha, thanks.
--------------------
I'm not a tough guy, but I play one on the internets.
|
Tidestruck
Grom
Reged: 11/19/09
Posts: 60
|
|
Quote:
My current phone has a huge ink splotch looking mark in the upper left corner of the screen and all the colors are inverted like a negative (thrown against the wall). This is the replacement phone after throwing the last one at the same wall. Eligible for a new one on the 16th - given my track record you'll understand why I'm relucant to spend even one dollar on a new one...
Oh and this one time I posted pictures of my ex all over the world wibe interweb and called him out for looking like a baluga whale.
OH! And I posted a picture of a different ex wearing my Hooter girl costume on my facebook recently. I'm an evil little girl.
I'm in love...
|
c_olden
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 09/04/07
Posts: 3186
Loc: (48°52.6′S 123°23.6̸...
|
|
Quote:
OH! And I posted a picture of a different ex wearing my Hooter girl costume on my facebook recently. I'm an evil little girl.
--------------------
"The phone's for you. I think it's the Devil..."
|
Malarcus
Duke status
Reged: 01/10/02
Posts: 16239
Loc: Roadstreet Ln.
|
|
She seems knice. 
--------------------
"I consider going right a different sport." -BaliIdiot
Surfy, Surfy!
|
Mr Doof
Tom Curren status
Reged: 01/23/02
Posts: 10364
Loc: San Francisco, CA
|
|
Q. What are some of the dumber things you've ever done while mad?
A1 Bought something
A2 Voted
A3 Told the truth
A4 Threw the first punch
A5 Ignored the world for a while
A6 Acted first, thought later
A7 Surfed
A8 Didn't surf
A9 Gave an ultimatum
|
Kento
Duke status
Reged: 01/11/02
Posts: 35859
Loc: The Bar
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
OH! And I posted a picture of a different ex wearing my Hooter girl costume on my facebook recently. I'm an evil little girl.
Is that one of the blow-up dolls from the Japanese junk thread?
--------------------
Nothing is obscene provided it is done in bad taste.
Russ Meyer
|
Witchipoo
Nep status
Reged: 06/15/10
Posts: 931
Loc: East of Malibu
|
|
Beat a lawyer over the head with a tennis racket.
Customer service has never been my strong suit.
--------------------
. . . and your little dog, too!
|
bloomies
Phil Edwards status
Reged: 09/27/08
Posts: 7187
|
|
Quote:
Beat a lawyer over the head with a tennis racket.
Customer service has never been my strong suit.
You're a tennis coach? Does Bobby Martinez know?
--------------------
If the logical end of communism is the gulag, then the logical end of capitalism is the Mafia.
|
buttholesurfer
Duke status
Reged: 12/20/02
Posts: 29520
Loc: RatBeach
|
|
Jeezzus i don't know where to start,
|
ocean7847
Miki Dora status
Reged: 06/23/04
Posts: 4030
Loc: BACK IN THE WATER
|
|
Quote:
Quote:
murdered a family in Orinda and burnt their house down
ok... so whats the inside joke here?
--------------------
Hail Xenu!
|
Previous
Index
Next
Threaded
Edit
Reply
Quote
