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Driftcoast
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Reged: 08/05/02
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Cooked Squid Inseminates Woman’s Mouth
Here’s one not for the squeamish, from South Korea: A semi-cooked squid inseminated a woman’s mouth, according to a paper published in the Journal of Parasitology. After experiencing “severe pain in her oral cavity” when she bit into her seafood, the woman spit out her meal, but continued to feel a lingering “pricking” sensation.
Doctors found that the 63-year-old woman had “small, white spindle-shaped bug-like organisms” lodged in the mucous membrane of her tongue, cheek and gums.
Despite having been boiled, the dead squid’s live spermatophores, or sperm sacks, were alive and penetrated the woman’s mouth. The sacks, which contain ejaculatory devices, forcefully release sperm and a “cement” that attaches the sperm to a wall.
Not to worry, calamari lovers. Most Western-world squid preparation removes the squid’s internal organs, leaving only its muscle for eaters to enjoy, according to Danna Staaf, who writes the blog Squid a Day, published on Science 2.0.
Seafood, anyone?
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PeterPopeKahapea
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Reged: 06/09/02
Posts: 10123
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Ho ....brah!
They neva wen lomi lomi da squid das why!! you gotta luv da buggah...stick your fingah's in da ting and massage da squid ....cut da ten-acles in small paahts ... and soak um in kim chee da kine... wait about 6 months while stay cook in da pickle jah ... STINK...bum bye... but soooooo ONO -licious!!
bum bye you try la dat...some good kine stuff brah... I know kid you!!!
so ono wid poi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an you know what is good fun??? is wen da buggah still alive, you stick you tongue out and let da ting suck on yur tongue and den you play tug a whore did it. back and forth... you pull...dat buggah, se suck moa hard cause he no like die... dat buggah no like go inside da boiling data...da buggah stay scared...hot wata going keel him... so he going hold onto yu-ah tongue moa hard den..
Ho! but some good squid when you pau boil dat ting up...
So guud wid Poi!!! sticky white rice is even moa bettah wid da squid!
chilli peppah wata, squid n poi
some guuud eats brah!
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SBSteve
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 04/11/05
Posts: 2178
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Quote:
Ho ....brah!
They neva wen lomi lomi da squid das why!! you gotta luv da buggah...stick your fingah's in da ting and massage da squid ....cut da ten-acles in small paahts ... and soak um in kim chee da kine... wait about 6 months while stay cook in da pickle jah ... STINK...bum bye... but soooooo ONO -licious!!
bum bye you try la dat...some good kine stuff brah... I know kid you!!!
so ono wid poi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an you know what is good fun??? is wen da buggah still alive, you stick you tongue out and let da ting suck on yur tongue and den you play tug a whore did it. back and forth... you pull...dat buggah, se suck moa hard cause he no like die... dat buggah no like go inside da boiling data...da buggah stay scared...hot wata going keel him... so he going hold onto yu-ah tongue moa hard den..
Ho! but some good squid when you pau boil dat ting up...
So guud wid Poi!!! sticky white rice is even moa bettah wid da squid!
chilli peppah wata, squid n poi
some guuud eats brah!
You crack me up Bro 
My best friend is a squid fisherman (light boat) and he brings home Da'kine fresh squid and we just cut the cuddlebone out and slice and pan fry that chit!
along with a little chipotle aiole (Mayo)
Me pau Bra! 
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