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rowjimmytour
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Stare at boobs for longer life:
      #1855973 - 07/29/10 02:58 PM


http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html

I always thought most medical research was crap, but now I could be a believer. I am hoping a followup study will be done on legs and asses.


Frankfurt, Germany, December 6 -- A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women’s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

A five-year research on 500 men
Researchers at three hospitals in Frankfurt, Germany did an in-depth analysis of 200 healthy males over a period of five years. Half the volunteers were instructed to ogle at the breasts of women daily, while the rest were told to refrain from doing so.

At the close of the study, the researchers noted that the men who stared at the breasts of females on a regular basis exhibited lower blood pressure, slower resting pulse rates and lesser episodes of coronary artery [a blood vessel that carries oxygenated blood away from the heart to the body.] disease.

Sexual desire linked to better blood circulation
The researchers declared that sexual desire gives rise to better blood circulation that signifies an overall improved health.

Weatherby explained the concept stating, "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation. There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men healthy.

"Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of stroke and heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."

In addition, she also recommended that men over 40 should gaze at larger breasts daily for 10 minutes.

The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #1856107 - 07/29/10 07:14 PM

Well, a tug a day keeps the doctor a way. Told to me by my actual doctor but for other reasons. Now I get to kill two birds with one stone

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: SurfAndSkate]
      #1856365 - 07/30/10 09:39 AM

Warning staring at MOOBS for more then 10 seconds may cause cancer!!!


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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #1856371 - 07/30/10 09:45 AM

Ha. I was looking for the 20W version of that photo the other day.


waterbaby and I supplied the jelly donut.


Mmmm VG's.

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: geedee]
      #1856378 - 07/30/10 10:03 AM

Thanks OP. I dont understand where this is going but maybe we can salvage this one...



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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: Mr_Stagger_Lee]
      #1856420 - 07/30/10 11:09 AM

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Thanks OP. I dont understand where this is going but maybe we can salvage this one...






Indeed the thread is saved after this picture. Carry on with the boobs.


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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: joefromNJ]
      #1856423 - 07/30/10 11:15 AM


I wonder what staring at this would do for my health

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #1856488 - 07/30/10 12:43 PM

Live long and prosper while looking the women in your life in the eye...



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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #1856538 - 07/30/10 01:39 PM

Went to Femmes and Rockzaaaa last night. I should live another 200 years.

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #1858733 - 08/03/10 08:07 PM

The next study should also consider the kitten factor...



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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #1858739 - 08/03/10 08:12 PM

those FAKE BOOBS are for the man who owns that woman! not for anyone else to look at! these women running around like bitches in heat...

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #1858817 - 08/03/10 10:01 PM

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I wonder what staring at this would do for my health




An apple (ass) a day keeps the doctor away!

It better too, you don't want that motherfucker squiring around while you turn your head for a minute.

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: rowjimmytour]
      #2316499 - 05/27/12 12:37 AM

This is the thread where someone posts the Asian girl with the leeks.

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Re: Stare at boobs for longer life: [Re: lazy_guy]
      #2316586 - 05/27/12 09:40 AM

i prefer to stare at natural boobs

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