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ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER!
      #2097404 - 07/15/11 10:29 AM

Posted on Friday, July 15th, 2011
By Frank Lake

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Three giant alien spaceships are heading for Earth! Scientists predict they will arrive in November of 2011.

UFO encounters continue to increase – as documented on WWN. And today scientists at SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence), an independent non-commercial organization, made a major announcement:

“Three giant spaceships are heading toward Earth. The largest one of them is 200 miles wide. Two others are slightly smaller. At present, the objects are just moving past Jupiter. Judging by their speed, they should be on Earth by the fall of 2011,” said John Malley, the lead extraterrestrial expert at SETI.

The spaceships were detected by HAARP search system. The system, based in Alaska, was designed to study the phenomenon of northern lights. According to SETI researchers, the objects are extraterrestrial spaceships. They will be visible in optical telescopes as soon as they reach Mars’s orbit – sometime in November of 2011. The US government has been reportedly informed about the event.



SETI researchers have spent fifty years monitoring space. Dr. Malley said that they have conclusively proven that “we are just newcomers in this huge and unexplored world. Many believe that there are many other civilizations in space besides our own civilization.”

Wikileaks recently released many classified documents that prove that NASA and high-level U.S. official are aware of the three spaceships and are making plans to battle the spaceships. They have been concealing information from the U.S. public for decades. Wikileaks also confirms that the UFO sightings over the last three months prove that the alien invasions (long predicted by SETI) has begun. The three spaceships will mark the official beginning of the alien invasion.

Malley said that a Chinese official, Mao Kan, had obtained over than 1,000 secret NASA photographs depicting not only human footprints, but even a human carcass on the surface of the Moon. Some of the bones in the carcass were missing, the official said. The human corpse must have been dropped on the Moon from an alien spaceship, whereas the extraterrestrials kept some tissue samples for research.

Dr. Ken Johnston, former Manager of the Data and Photo Control Department at NASA’s Lunar Receiving Laboratory, said that US astronauts had found and photographed ancient ruins of artificial origin on the Moon. US astronauts had seen large unknown mechanisms on the Moon.

Both Johnston and Mao Kan agree that the alien spaceships are heading for Earth.

Beginning in August of 2011 the U.N. will begin preparing citizens of the world for the attack of the three spaceships – which are believed to come from Planet Zeeba.




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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097406 - 07/15/11 10:31 AM

Alien sex is out of this world.

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097408 - 07/15/11 10:35 AM

It's OK. We've got the Fifth Element.

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Kento]
      #2097409 - 07/15/11 10:36 AM

everything is not what it appears to be



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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Eunice]
      #2097415 - 07/15/11 10:39 AM

Did know one watch this yet, The reference to
errbb handles are uncanny.



Plus its a wonderful song...


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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097416 - 07/15/11 10:41 AM

Why do aliens hate Los Angeles so much?

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097418 - 07/15/11 10:42 AM

Anal Probing for everyone!!!

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097424 - 07/15/11 10:46 AM

So if the timing is right I'll get to see Foo Fighters twice in November?

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Badfish]
      #2097429 - 07/15/11 10:49 AM

We should be hopeful that they're coming here to do business. We need a new export market. And Dilithium Crystals. Warp drive would be cool, too.

We'll make good pets.


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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Eunice]
      #2097436 - 07/15/11 10:55 AM

Quote:

Alien sex is out of this world.




I saw Alien Sex Fiend in San Francisco years ago.



They were past their prime.


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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097440 - 07/15/11 10:58 AM

Ah yes, the Weekly World News. I think what we have in Jawa is in fact, proof that the Bat Boy lives.



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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: GDaddy]
      #2097446 - 07/15/11 11:00 AM

Quote:



We'll make good pets.






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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097451 - 07/15/11 11:01 AM

Planet Zeeba?

Isn't that where Monster Zero comes from also?

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097453 - 07/15/11 11:02 AM

Fck, there goes Thankgiving.

And, I hope a few country swells comein before this invasion. Those aliens better not bring their SUPs!

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: HarryLopez]
      #2097458 - 07/15/11 11:06 AM

"Fcking Kook, go back to Alpha Centauri."

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Steak]
      #2097463 - 07/15/11 11:10 AM

Planet Zeeba is the 909 of the galaxy.

Lift kits and tapout stickers on every spaceship.

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097478 - 07/15/11 11:21 AM

Quote:

you morons are being lied to




you are a fu*ing retard

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: eLmuchacho]
      #2097549 - 07/15/11 12:13 PM

Quote:

Quote:

you morons are being lied to




you are a fu*ing retard






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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097558 - 07/15/11 12:15 PM

Planet Zeeba is awesome this time of year:



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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: tyrez]
      #2097562 - 07/15/11 12:20 PM

The Zeebaz are a friendly, if slothful, race.



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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097565 - 07/15/11 12:21 PM

Just in time for my birthday

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097596 - 07/15/11 12:50 PM

Stranger still is the fact that the ASP is invading San Francisco that same month. Coincidence?

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Gnudz]
      #2097672 - 07/15/11 02:21 PM

our sister plant eartha is twice the size of earth. i bet there are hundreds of empty lineups there

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097677 - 07/15/11 02:30 PM

And eartha is really there but is hiding behind invisible
forcefields?



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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Stonn]
      #2097871 - 07/15/11 06:57 PM

if we give all the pitbulls shotguns with dragons breath they will defeat the invaders, but then we'll have to bow to them as our new masters

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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: Jawa86]
      #2097876 - 07/15/11 07:13 PM

Quote:

our sister plant eartha is twice the size of earth. i bet there are hundreds of empty lineups there




That's sisTAH planet to you.



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Re: ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK EARTH IN NOVEMBER! [Re: VanHook]
      #2097880 - 07/15/11 07:17 PM

Quote:

Quote:

our sister plant eartha is twice the size of earth. i bet there are hundreds of empty lineups there




That's sisTAH planet to you.








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