REMINDER: Siteowner has no obligation to monitor the Forums. However, Siteowner reserves the right to review the Materials submitted to or posted on the Forums, and remove, delete, redact or otherwise modify such Materials, in its sole discretion and for any reason whatsoever, at any time and from time to time, without notice or further obligation to you. Siteowner has no obligation to display or post any Materials provided by you. Siteowner reserves the right to disclose, at any time and from time to time, any information or Materials that Siteowner deems necessary or appropriate to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, contract obligation, legal or dispute process or government request. To further read the rules and terms of agreement of this Forum, click here.
Hilldo, et al, I've never been a sportfucker, but I've recently convicted myself to learn this valuable sin.
I get a good bite or two every time I go out solo, and some of these women have needed to be taught a good hard lesson, but I've never been a manslut. Again, I wish to acquire this certification to some level.
What do you sorry bastards do in these situations? (By the way you'll have to take it on faith that I'm a stud, and yes I'm only interested in the hetero side of your bags of tricks... These are women, and fairly good-looking women.)
Anyone suggesting me buying anything over two drinks will be considered a hack investor, AKA a "John," AKA a failure.
PS I recall a poster actually suggesting a test grope, and I feel I have the right sensitive nature to deploy this if it feels like it need to be done...
But other suggestions are welcome.
-------------------- "Obviously, you've never chopped broccoli."
Post Extras:
ifallalot
Duke status
Reged: 12/17/08
Posts: 18384
Loc: Carlsbad, CA
Quote: Get a ski mask, gun and good running shoes and you can have anyone you want
Dude. My face is my power and my glory. I dont run, either. A very handsome straight Frenchman once told me I "walk like a king." Anybody ever tell you you walk like a king?
Hmm?
-------------------- "Obviously, you've never chopped broccoli."
Post Extras:
ishralp
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 04/01/10
Posts: 2658
Quote: Get a ski mask, gun and good running shoes and you can have anyone you want
Dude. My face is my power and my glory. I dont run, either. A very handsome straight Frenchman once told me I "walk like a king." Anybody ever tell you you walk like a king?
Hmm?
A) No, but once the gal dating my best friend said I looked like Edward Scissorhands.
B) The hitch-hiker we picked up in Utah said that, "you know, you look like the guy from Psycho..Anthony Hitchcock."
C) A math teacher in highschool told me "Going for the Sting look?"
D) A Polish woman said I reminded her of a "Romanian prince, except with good blue eyes".
E) My mother said that she didn't raise ugly children.
F) A woman with Downs in SF's main library asked me if I was visiting town as part of a "model shoot". My vainity demands that I assume she meant to add "...and not as an assistant, nor participating in any other minor role".
Edited by Mr Doof (04/23/12 02:52 PM)
Post Extras:
juan_guzman
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 11/20/08
Posts: 3498
Quote: 1 Confidence (this can be gained through visualization of meeting goals, repetition of correct actions, situational awareness and ability to adapt)
2 Do not show need; show interest and intent.
3 Most of the time, 'Like' seeks 'like'. Figure yourself out first and learn to identify same in others.
See above...
The more you close deals the more it will show in the way you act with women and carry yourself. Show interest but never too much and never too little. Fiure out what kind of girl she is and act accordingly...
Once you recognize the fact that the women you'll end up with are also "sportfuckers" it makes the game a lot easier. I'm not sure about the test grope but a well-timed touch may give you everything you need to know about the rest of the night.
I'm looking forward to IBG's recommendations on lubes, knots and camera angles.
Quote: Once you recognize the fact that the women you'll end up with are also "sportfuckers" it makes the game a lot easier. I'm not sure about the test grope but a well-timed touch may give you everything you need to know about the rest of the night.
I'm looking forward to IBG's recommendations on lubes, knots and camera angles.
IBG is busy biting the pillow. How would he know about that stuff?
-------------------- "That's their respect for me... I got leid," Rabbit Kekai
Post Extras:
Fuller
Rabbitt Bartholomew status
Reged: 01/10/02
Posts: 9920
Loc: Mechanized hum of another worl...
The only thing that really matters is confidence. The other things are technicalities.
Mojo - you have it or you don't. If you don't have it, go do something else in your life (surf) until you feel right about yourself again. I speak from experience...
-------------------- "I am sorry but I think it is beyond repair so the test may be over."
First. Don't get so wrapped up in a result. Be true. Be brave. All men fear death. It's a natural fear that consumes us all. We fear death because we feel that we haven't loved well enough or loved at all, which ultimately are one and the same. However, when you make love with a truly great woman, one that deserves the utmost respect in this world and one that makes you feel truly powerful, that fear of death completely disappears. Because when you are sharing your body and heart with a great woman the world fades away. You two are the only ones in the entire universe. You conquer what most lesser men have never conquered before, you have conquered a great woman's heart, the most vulnerable thing she can offer to another. Death no longer lingers in the mind. Fear no longer clouds your heart. Only passion for living, and for loving, become your sole reality. This is no easy task for it takes insurmountable courage. But remember this, for that moment when you are making love with a woman of true greatness you will feel immortal.
The best is to be yourself. If you're a nice guy then be a nice guy and most importantly don't be desperate. If you get nothing but good conversation that night, what the hell is wrong with that?
Then, chances are if you guys get along well it will lead to more. Might take a second date or a third, but ya know...can't grow flowers without planting seeds.
-------------------- "the worst..
I have a full blown gym routine now
talk about f'in lame." - WarrenC
Post Extras:
Malarcus
Duke status
Reged: 01/10/02
Posts: 16239
Loc: Roadstreet Ln.
I guess I'm kinda stuck on why a self-proclaimed "stud," who has a convincing "angle of attack," who's face is his "power and glory," and who "walks like a king" needs anyone's advice in sportfvcking?
Find, Focus, Feed, and Fvck. Let your king-walking-power-faced-stud self fill in the in-betweens.
-------------------- "I consider going right a different sport." -BaliIdiot
Surfy, Surfy!
Post Extras:
igotyourshere
Gerry Lopez status
Reged: 03/29/06
Posts: 1040
just hang out with me, watch and learn...I never fail
seriously, its one thing and one thing only...confidence without desperation. She needs you, you don't need her. Couple confidence with just about anything else and we call it swagger...either you have it or you don't. If you don't you may make a good wing man regardless
-------------------- "There were highs and lows but in the end we were just one heap at the bottom of the abyss"
Post Extras:
ishralp
Michael Peterson status
Reged: 04/01/10
Posts: 2658
Quote: First. Don't get so wrapped up in a result. Be true. Be brave. All men fear death. It's a natural fear that consumes us all. We fear death because we feel that we haven't loved well enough or loved at all, which ultimately are one and the same. However, when you make love with a truly great woman, one that deserves the utmost respect in this world and one that makes you feel truly powerful, that fear of death completely disappears. Because when you are sharing your body and heart with a great woman the world fades away. You two are the only ones in the entire universe. You conquer what most lesser men have never conquered before, you have conquered a great woman's heart, the most vulnerable thing she can offer to another. Death no longer lingers in the mind. Fear no longer clouds your heart. Only passion for living, and for loving, become your sole reality. This is no easy task for it takes insurmountable courage. But remember this, for that moment when you are making love with a woman of true greatness you will feel immortal.
WTF!!
-------------------- "You can observe a lot just by watching."
Post Extras:
EarlEByrd
Nep status
Reged: 08/11/08
Posts: 700
Loc: Central Oahu, USA
Quote: First. Don't get so wrapped up in a result. Be true. Be brave. All men fear death. It's a natural fear that consumes us all. We fear death because we feel that we haven't loved well enough or loved at all, which ultimately are one and the same. However, when you make love with a truly great woman, one that deserves the utmost respect in this world and one that makes you feel truly powerful, that fear of death completely disappears. Because when you are sharing your body and heart with a great woman the world fades away. You two are the only ones in the entire universe. You conquer what most lesser men have never conquered before, you have conquered a great woman's heart, the most vulnerable thing she can offer to another. Death no longer lingers in the mind. Fear no longer clouds your heart. Only passion for living, and for loving, become your sole reality. This is no easy task for it takes insurmountable courage. But remember this, for that moment when you are making love with a woman of true greatness you will feel immortal.
Oh, Really? Kden. I just tell them to come to my place and see my magical dog with one red and one green eye. Works about 50% of the time.
Previous
Index
Next
Threaded
Edit
Reply
Quote
