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donuts
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL?
      #2294549 - 04/24/12 08:26 AM

i mean like, really hot. hot enough to bang in spite of her disability. and would you?

i can't seem to remember ever seeing any hot tards. odds are they don't all have to be ugly, right?




if you're currently bangin'/married/related to one post her up! (respectfully)...

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294552 - 04/24/12 08:28 AM

no but heres an ugly 1

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: 000]
      #2294559 - 04/24/12 08:32 AM

Okay, one picture of a person dressed like that is funny. When the second came out, I was all like, "whoa." but this is now the third such picture and I now have to believe the photos are set-ups. Nobody, not even in the land of "keep gummint out of my Medicare," could be so incredibly unaware unless it was on purpose.

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294560 - 04/24/12 08:32 AM

Odds are if you find one I'll bet she's blonde!!!

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294562 - 04/24/12 08:35 AM



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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: 000]
      #2294563 - 04/24/12 08:35 AM

whew! i hope this thread doesn't take a bad turn and guys start posting up pics of their retarded girlfriends that aren't really hot.

(this is not directed at you, 000... )

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294564 - 04/24/12 08:35 AM

Maaaannn... really?
Incredible.
I know, it's not your fault.
The trolling made you do it.

But... man... really?

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: Mo_Fo]
      #2294569 - 04/24/12 08:39 AM

Quote:

Maaaannn... really?
Incredible.
I know, it's not your fault.
The trolling made you do it.

But... man... really?





maybe i should have typed 'respectfully' in all caps?


or is this a weird taboo i'm not aware of?

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294582 - 04/24/12 08:50 AM

dasjflkasdjhfkladsf ksdhflkasdjflkasdjflka;sd klsdafjalksdfjklasdjf adsklfhjasdlkfjasdklfasdkfljasdfasdfkljasdflkjasdf

oh man I just died here at work

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294602 - 04/24/12 09:10 AM

Why do they have to be hot?

Retarded girls are awesome because no one will believe them afterwards.


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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: ifallalot]
      #2294606 - 04/24/12 09:12 AM

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dasjflkasdjhfkladsf ksdhflkasdjflkasdjflka;sd klsdafjalksdfjklasdjf adsklfhjasdlkfjasdklfasdkfljasdfasdfkljasdflkjasdf

oh man I just died here at work





you posted this snappy vid on the chubbo euthanasia thread... it got me thinkin'... (after i sent it out to most of my bros)...

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: SurfZombie]
      #2294609 - 04/24/12 09:15 AM

Quote:

Why do they have to be hot?

Retarded girls are awesome because no one will believe them afterwards.







mute tards even better

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: SurfZombie]
      #2294612 - 04/24/12 09:16 AM

Quote:

Why do they have to be hot?

Retarded girls are awesome because no one will believe them afterwards.




Well said. I might add "because" in place of "in spite".

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294617 - 04/24/12 09:20 AM

¡uɐɯ pɐq ʎɹǝʌ 'ʎɹǝʌ ɐ ǝɹɐ noʎ 'sʇnuop

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: BaliIdiot]
      #2294619 - 04/24/12 09:22 AM

Bali.....how do you hold your puter upside down to get the type to look like that?


Mad respekt!

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294623 - 04/24/12 09:26 AM

Quote:

Quote:

dasjflkasdjhfkladsf ksdhflkasdjflkasdjflka;sd klsdafjalksdfjklasdjf adsklfhjasdlkfjasdklfasdkfljasdfasdfkljasdflkjasdf

oh man I just died here at work





you posted this snappy vid on the chubbo euthanasia thread... it got me thinkin'... (after i sent it out to most of my bros)...

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<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/3M9iUYgMKH0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>








please note that the sweetie riding in the caboose first flips the videographer the bird at 0:10.

and extra points for driving around the block to get a different camera angle of the prey...



on a related note, it's really too bad that imbecile g_d has quit this place...

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: bloomies]
      #2294627 - 04/24/12 09:29 AM

Quote:

Bali.....how do you hold your puter upside down to get the type to look like that?


Mad respekt!




that's not cyrillic?

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294628 - 04/24/12 09:31 AM

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G_D's wife made him quit. He is dead to us now but he would go.

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: bloomies]
      #2294629 - 04/24/12 09:32 AM

˙uʍop ǝpısdn pɐԀı ʎɯ pǝuɹnʇ I


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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: SrPato]
      #2294635 - 04/24/12 09:36 AM

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I tried that......

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: bloomies]
      #2294639 - 04/24/12 09:39 AM

The best part about ***** a retarded girl is the way they say "yes." They just stare at you all confused and cross-eyed. Even if they're saying "noooooooooo" it really means yes. It's a HUGE turn on.

It's also fun when they are "feeling it" and they start beating on your back with their retard strength. You get a few bruises, but the ultra-hard kegels makes it all worth it.

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: bloomies]
      #2294640 - 04/24/12 09:39 AM

html is your friend.

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294646 - 04/24/12 09:45 AM

A couple years ago I was asked to photograph a "Miss Special Needs" beauty pageant in Huntington Beach.

It was a very moving and heart warming experience.

I'll post up some photos when I get home.

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294647 - 04/24/12 09:46 AM

Quote:






Is it getting hot in here or is it just me???

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: Steak]
      #2294654 - 04/24/12 09:55 AM

I've been on a roll lately. Lately grandmas are always giving me this eye. All I can think is, you really think you are worthy of this hotness grandma?

So then I'm walking down to the beach to go surfing and this young girl is giving me the eye, which is a nice change from the grandmas.

I'm checking her out and she is as cute as a button. And she is really giving me the eye and and smiling at me.

Then I get a little closer, I see that she has obviously got some kind of mental problem/disablity.


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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: Autoprax]
      #2294658 - 04/24/12 09:59 AM

Quote:

I've been on a roll lately. Lately grandmas are always giving me this eye. All I can think is, you really think you are worthy of this hotness grandma?

So then I'm walking down to the beach to go surfing and this young girl is giving me the eye, which is a nice change from the grandmas.

I'm checking her out and she is as cute as a button. And she is really giving me the eye and and smiling at me.

Then I get a little closer, I see that she has obviously got some kind of mental problem/disablity.




Did you hit that sh!t?


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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: Autoprax]
      #2294692 - 04/24/12 11:04 AM

Quote:

I've been on a roll lately. Lately grandmas are always giving me this eye. All I can think is, you really think you are worthy of this hotness grandma?

So then I'm walking down to the beach to go surfing and this young girl is giving me the eye, which is a nice change from the grandmas.

I'm checking her out and she is as cute as a button. And she is really giving me the eye and and smiling at me.

Then I get a little closer, I see that she has obviously got some kind of mental problem/disablity.


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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: donuts]
      #2294693 - 04/24/12 11:07 AM





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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: SolventSolution]
      #2294718 - 04/24/12 11:33 AM

Where is General Disarray to take this to the next level?

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: NadoSucks]
      #2294721 - 04/24/12 11:36 AM

You mean to say there's a level below this one?

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: NadoSucks]
      #2294723 - 04/24/12 11:38 AM

Quote:

Where is General Disarray to take this to the next level?




Wondering the same thing. And where are all the white knights to defend people with disabilities... just like in GD's thread about his new "quad".


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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: tacos]
      #2294731 - 04/24/12 11:43 AM

OGLurker was sooo bent about that thread

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: L8]
      #2294732 - 04/24/12 11:44 AM

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: L8]
      #2294746 - 04/24/12 12:01 PM

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Glen Rice would go.

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: Kento]
      #2294762 - 04/24/12 12:26 PM




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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: NadoSucks]
      #2294767 - 04/24/12 12:31 PM

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Where is General Disarray to take this to the next level?




you mean the level where it goes from angst-riddled to funny?

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: Rickoray]
      #2294778 - 04/24/12 12:49 PM

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<object width="512" height="288"><param name="movie" value="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BeanHGre3DMUyWzOPz-PNQ"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.hulu.com/embed/BeanHGre3DMUyWzOPz-PNQ" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="512" height="288" allowFullScreen="true"></embed></object>




Call.



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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: Malarcus]
      #2294798 - 04/24/12 01:27 PM

This thread is starting to get some legs.

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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: r32]
      #2294799 - 04/24/12 01:28 PM

How about this girl? Clearly retarded but not bad looking. I want my son to go schools in Fresno.



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Re: HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A REALLY GOOD LOOKING RETARDED GIRL? [Re: r32]
      #2294805 - 04/24/12 01:43 PM

Jody foster did some movie in the 90s where she was a retarded girl. I really wanted to watch it today. Dammit why do they block the youtubes!!!!

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