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Steak
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What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates?
      #2329505 - 06/16/12 06:44 PM





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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329512 - 06/16/12 07:02 PM

Wow, middle class hipsters in Pakistan, never would have thought...

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329513 - 06/16/12 07:03 PM

My wife just informed me that is Apollo Ono...

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329632 - 06/17/12 06:28 AM

How does he shift gears with roller blades on his feet? Well done!

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329633 - 06/17/12 06:40 AM

That's pretty cool. How many virgins does a stunt like that get you these days?

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329636 - 06/17/12 07:03 AM

What, no techno for the soundtrack?

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: ElOgro]
      #2329641 - 06/17/12 07:12 AM

Note that there are no chicks on the back of any of those motorcycles.
This would probably explain the lack of a spectacular biff because Rajesh decided to attempt a triple axel in order to impress the ladies.

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329642 - 06/17/12 07:12 AM

I do not believe that Pakistanis are "Arab."

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Malarcus]
      #2329645 - 06/17/12 07:18 AM

If this keeps up, soon Habib will be able to quit his day job at www.legalzoom.com







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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329652 - 06/17/12 07:32 AM



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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: CharmingSophisticate]
      #2329658 - 06/17/12 08:26 AM

Just as long as there are no speed bumps or cross
traffic...

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329664 - 06/17/12 08:56 AM

He'll probably ask for a glass of milk.

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329698 - 06/17/12 10:44 AM

I dig his non-Arab style. Here're some real Ay-rabs for you. Except she is from Ceylon.



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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: SolventSolution]
      #2329711 - 06/17/12 11:25 AM

And after he finishes the milk he'll want to look in the mirror to see if he has a milk mustache.

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329712 - 06/17/12 11:27 AM

check this one out..

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: SolventSolution]
      #2329723 - 06/17/12 11:51 AM

And when he looks in the mirror he'll notice his hair needs a trim so he asks for a pair of nail scissors.

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: FecalFace]
      #2329736 - 06/17/12 12:23 PM

They must be really big Dukes of Hazzard fans over there,

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Re: What happens when you give an Arab a motorcycle and inline skates? [Re: Steak]
      #2329822 - 06/17/12 05:35 PM

that's awesome! a helmet would be better, but still...crazy!

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