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So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked.
      #2363559 - 08/09/12 09:22 PM

No punchline that's it...

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: ]
      #2363564 - 08/09/12 09:32 PM

What are people usually on that causes them to do things in the nude?

Wonder if he sang any songs for the boys in the tank? Perhaps a little "Deeper than the Holler"


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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: ]
      #2363573 - 08/09/12 09:42 PM

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No punchline that's it...






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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: ]
      #2363627 - 08/10/12 04:31 AM

George Jones still has the ultimate drunk story...

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: ]
      #2363729 - 08/10/12 09:01 AM



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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: juan_guzman]
      #2363750 - 08/10/12 09:32 AM

So who kicked his butt?

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: Clayster]
      #2363758 - 08/10/12 09:40 AM

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So who kicked his butt?


gee, i dunno...

"Travis reportedly refused a blood and breath test and allegedly threatened to shoot and kill officers while he was being transported."

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: ]
      #2363772 - 08/10/12 09:53 AM

meanwhile randy travis record sales go through the roof.

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: afoaf]
      #2363780 - 08/10/12 09:58 AM

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meanwhile randy travis record sales go through the roof.


That's whatcha call Country Cred.

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: ifallalot]
      #2363783 - 08/10/12 09:59 AM

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George Jones still has the ultimate drunk story...




And the story is.....?

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: afoaf]
      #2363785 - 08/10/12 10:01 AM

"I'm spooked..."


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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: bloomies]
      #2363786 - 08/10/12 10:03 AM

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George Jones still has the ultimate drunk story...




And the story is.....?




Jones's identity was closely tied to his alcoholism. One of the best known stories of Jones' drinking days happened when he was married to his second wife, Shirley Corley. Jones recalled Shirley making it physically impossible for him to travel to Beaumont, located 8 miles away, and buy liquor. Because Jones would not walk that far, she would hide the keys to each of their cars they owned before leaving. She, however, did not hide the keys to the lawn mower. Jones recollects being upset at not being able to find any keys before looking out the window and at a light that shone over their property. He then described his thoughts, saying: "There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did."[6]
In her 1979 autobiography, former wife Tammy Wynette recalled waking at 1 AM to find her husband gone: "I got into the car and drove to the nearest bar 10 miles away. When I pulled into the parking lot there sat our rider-mower right by the entrance. He'd driven that mower right down a main highway. He looked up and saw me and said, `Well, fellas, here she is now. My little wife, I told you she'd come after me.'

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: bloomies]
      #2363788 - 08/10/12 10:03 AM

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George Jones still has the ultimate drunk story...




And the story is.....?




Which one?

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In her 1979 autobiography, former wife Tammy Wynette recalled waking at 1 AM to find her husband gone: "I got into the car and drove to the nearest bar 10 miles away. When I pulled into the parking lot there sat our rider-mower right by the entrance. He'd driven that mower right down a main highway. He looked up and saw me and said, `Well, fellas, here she is now. My little wife, I told you she'd come after me.




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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: ElOgro]
      #2363792 - 08/10/12 10:08 AM



At least he didn't kill himself on that thing.

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: bloomies]
      #2363798 - 08/10/12 10:12 AM

Who's randy Travis?

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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: frvcvs]
      #2363802 - 08/10/12 10:18 AM

Ricky Martin's cousin.

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Jones's identity was closely tied to his alcoholism. One of the best known stories of Jones' drinking days happened when he was married to his second wife, Shirley Corley. Jones recalled Shirley making it physically impossible for him to travel to Beaumont, located 8 miles away, and buy liquor. Because Jones would not walk that far, she would hide the keys to each of their cars they owned before leaving. She, however, did not hide the keys to the lawn mower. Jones recollects being upset at not being able to find any keys before looking out the window and at a light that shone over their property. He then described his thoughts, saying: "There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the top speed for that old mower was five miles per hour. It might have taken an hour and a half or more for me to get to the liquor store, but get there I did."




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Re: So Randy Travis goes into a store and tries to buy cigarettes naked. [Re: juan_guzman]
      #2363804 - 08/10/12 10:19 AM

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So who kicked his butt?


gee, i dunno...

"Travis reportedly refused a blood and breath test and allegedly threatened to shoot and kill officers while he was being transported."




yeah, i heard on the radio he was found lying naked alongside the highway, after crashing his Trans Am into construction barricades. The radio guy was laughing and asking if his car had the eagle on the hood.
and yeah, he apparantly threatened to shoot and kill the troopers.


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