REMINDER: Siteowner has no obligation to monitor the Forums. However, Siteowner reserves the right to review the Materials submitted to or posted on the Forums, and remove, delete, redact or otherwise modify such Materials, in its sole discretion and for any reason whatsoever, at any time and from time to time, without notice or further obligation to you. Siteowner has no obligation to display or post any Materials provided by you. Siteowner reserves the right to disclose, at any time and from time to time, any information or Materials that Siteowner deems necessary or appropriate to satisfy any applicable law, regulation, contract obligation, legal or dispute process or government request. To further read the rules and terms of agreement of this Forum, click here.


General Discussion >> Surfer Discussion

nep
Duke status
**

Reged: 12/06/02
Posts: 25617
Surf Cat... I want to tell you about The Famous Shortcut...
      04/09/06 11:37 PM

"Some Kind of Weekend: It was raining pitchforks, cats and dogs and/or violets Friday (pick one) and there I was at Le Central with no Burberry or bumbershoot.

Shortcut time!

Take deep breath and - dash up Bush through Sutter-Stockton Garage, fight traffic to Hyatt Union Square, cross into Union Square Garage, fly over Geary, skid into Macy's, scamper down escalator, exit on O'Farrell into O'Farrell-Ellis garage, take elevator down to Ellis, whoosh into Woolworth's (terrible chicken smell), leap headlong down steps into basement, run though Powell-Market BART station to Emporium's new basement (Market on Market, terrific), go up rear escalator to rear exit, cross Jessie into Giannini's Market, scuttle through (holding nose) and arrive at Chronicle reasonably dry.

Yes, this entails a lot of jaywalking. And if The Chronicle isn't where you wanted to go why didn't you say so?

November 17, 1981

Herb Caen

*********************************************

It's strange.

I've read this now dozens of times.

And I even typed it, word for word.

And just now I realized that, in a way, his run was not unlike the rhythm of a long ride, the beat is there, you just have to feel it.

Ironic how, in his civilized way, his endeavor was to keep dry, while ours is just the opposite.

-nep

Post Extras Print Post   Remind Me!     Notify Moderator


Entire topic
Subject Posted by Posted on
* Surf Cat... I want to tell you about The Famous Shortcut... nep 04/09/06 11:37 PM
. * * Re: Surf Cat... I want to tell you about The Famous Shortcut... LeeD   04/10/06 09:39 AM
. * * Re: Surf Cat... I want to tell you about The Famous Shortcut... nep   04/10/06 09:55 AM
. * * Re: Surf Cat... I want to tell you about The Famous Shortcut... LeeD   04/10/06 10:29 AM
. * * Re: Surf Cat... I want to tell you about The Famous Shortcut... neinfore   04/10/06 10:37 AM

Extra information
3 registered and 94 anonymous users are browsing this forum.

Moderator:  Groundswell, Administrator, Nameless60, tenover, r32 



Forum Permissions
      You cannot start new topics
      You cannot reply to topics
      HTML is enabled
      UBBCode is enabled

Rating:
Thread views: 472

Rate this thread

Jump to

Contact Us | Privacy statement Surfermag.com

Powered by UBB.threads™ 6.5.4